Tuesday, September 26, 2006


It's a b.e.a.utiful day today. The sun is shining, there's hardly a cloud in the sky and it's a comfortable temperature. It was just taunting me at lunch today. I could hear the sky saying "Crystal, don't you feel a little sick after eating that TV dinner? Don't you want to call work and tell them you're suddenly sick?"

Instead of being out there enjoying this wonderful day I'm sitting in my personal fluorescent hell typing inventory counts in the system. Let me tell ya, it's not fun.

One good thing about today is that shithead's not here. Yeah, he took of this past Friday and yesterday because he had some kind of freakshow convention to go to. He called in sick this morning saying that he caught something there. That's what happens when you drink people's blood man. You never know what you'll catch.
Anyone catch that new show Heroes last night? Well, I know that Tanner watched it so let me rephrase my question. Hey Jen, did you catch that new show Heroes last night? Man that show kicked ass. I was totally into it and I can't wait for the next episode.
Well....obviously Tanner made it past the infamous 6 month mark. Good for him!! : ) I love you honey!!!!

Friday, September 15, 2006


Today is such a gorgeous day out. It's still a little on the warm side but the sun is shining and there's a nice breeze every once in a while. It's so pretty out that it makes me wish that I was either here with the boyfriend enjoying one of these while Little Man plays in the sand. Or here going down the slides and swinging with Little Man. 3 more hours of fluorescent hell.

Thursday, September 14, 2006

Dooooobie dooooobie dooo

Photobucket - Video and Image HostingUnfortunately my girl Janelle got booted out in the final eviction. Funny how that's the same time she got booted last year. I think the final HOH was rigged so that she wouldn't win. I think the producers knew that it would make better TV if the final 2 were Scrubika and Goobie. They didn't want America's Choice, the winner of 9 competitions this season, to make it to the final. I think they need to have their asses examined because their heads are shoved up there. The final 2 was by far the most disgusting final 2 I've seen. Scrubika and Goobie?! Seriously....it was bad.

And talk about bad....how bad was it when Chenbot played the footage of Goobie calling Scrubika a ho at the finale? Geez....her family was there. I felt sorry for her when that happened. But then the moment of temporary insanity stopped.

Photobucket - Video and Image HostingMy parents left Tuesday morning for my sister's wedding in Sicily. Yep, my sister decided that she was going to get married in Sicily but couldn't help any of us out with the expense so my parents are the only ones that went. Oh well....I'm sure we'll have some kind of fancy schmancy dinner for them when they get back.

I do send them my well wishes and congratulations though. It's about time those two kids got married. I'm sure I'll have a picture or 20 to post when they get back.

(Still wish I was there seeing the Sicilian beauty in person but I'll look at some pictures when they get home.)

Photobucket - Video and Image HostingKeep your fingers crossed that shithead, I mean shit for brains, oops disgusting coworker...well you get the point...will no longer be employed here. I heard through the grapevine that he will be given his walking papers with his next evaluation in a month. Woohoo!!!!

I do think that I will be calling in sick that day though because I'm a little worried about his mental state. He was seen looking at pictures and descriptions of guns on Wikipedia today. After the shooting in Canada and the news that that crazy had blogged on vampirefreaks.com about the angel of death and what not I'm a little worried about Mr. Black. There are just too many similarities there to not be worried.

I wonder how much $ I would get if it was just a flesh wound. Hmmm......
Photobucket - Video and Image HostingI leave you with today Tannerism. The boyfriend is a HUGE Auburn (bleh....just typing that word gave me the willies) fan. And I am a HUGE Alabama fan (ROLL TIDE BABY!!!!). I've threatened to throw away all of his precious (disgutsting) orange and blue stuff but out of the kindness of my heart I haven't. I'm stuck now...I can't ever do it. He went and...are you ready for this?....are you sitting down?......bought little man and I Bama shirts. Yep...walked in Bama Fever side of the store and purchased those shirts all on his own. Say it with me people....whupped. : )

*For some reason Blogger won't let me add my pics to this. Stupid Blogger!*

>edited Friday September 15th to say....*Took some teaking but I finally got my pictures on here. Had to do it the old Html way but it worked. Blogger needs to fix their picture uploads. Do you hear me Blogger?! Fix the damn thing!*

Thursday, September 07, 2006

RIP Andy

Four years ago today I lost someone that will always have a big place in my heart. William Andy Edwards, Andy as he liked to be called, was my first "true love". I was in love with him off and on for 5 years before we started dating. When I got the phone call that he had died in a car accident I felt like my heart had been ripped out of me. I cried the whole day and I still get teary eyed from time to time thinking about him. He pops into my head at the strangest times sometimes but I know that knowing him and being with him has helped make me who I am now.

My history with Andy is quite a story but I don't want to put it all out here. There's only a few people that read this anyways and the one that should know this story already does.

You can't live your life with regrets because you will miss out on all the good things still to come. Yes there are sometimes that I wonder what would have happened if things had gone differently with me and Andy but then I'm reminded that I wouldn't be where I am now if they had. I do have one small regret about my time with Andy....I don't have a single picture of us. This picture is of Andy's best friend Patrick with Andy in the background. I had to snag it off of Patrick's profile page on Hi5.

So, with that I leave you with one of Andy's saying for someone who was looking down and out...."What's a matter? Did your cat die?"

Tuesday, September 05, 2006

First idiotic comment of the day...

I'm sure SFB will make many more stupid comments today but I thought I would share the first one with you all.

One of our other coworkers just came in to show me a bite he just got on his arm. He said that he was just sitting in his chair and something bit him. The bite has now swollen to the size of a golf ball and is red. I can't tell what it is because I'm not a doctor. I asked him if it itched thinking that it might be a mosquito bite or something. He said a little bit but it hurt for the first five minutes or so. I gave him an alcohol pad and told him to wipe it down to make sure the area was clean. He said okay and went about his merry way. There's really not a whole lot I can do for him because, as I said before, I am not a doctor.

One his way to his desk he walked by SFB. SFB said "What are you talking about?" and he showed him his bite. SFB said "It looks like a spider bite." So the coworker said okay and kept on walking. SFB then said "Just hope it's not a Brown Recluse." So coworker said "That's nice" and kept walking. SFB then said "Trust me, if it was a Brown Recluse you would know. It would really hurt. I have seen some some jumping spiders around here though."

Seriously.....did he need you to put that fear in his head that he might have been bit by a Brown Recluse?! And where did you get your medical degree from?

Goodness people.